urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:pink_spartan ...right? Seriously- right? Private Franklin Delano Donut 2008-09-25T17:10:14Z urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:pink_spartan:1217 2008-09-25T17:10:14Z 2008-09-25T17:10:14Z Wow! Check out all the others coming here! Caboose and the angry Blue guy all in one night~! I wonder if any Reds'll show up!<br /><br />Things are as good as they can be here, but I feel a little light headed. Maybe that's what happens when you lose too much weight to quickly! Man, being here's been more effective than any diet I've ever tried! urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:pink_spartan:1010 2008-09-07T08:06:14Z 2008-09-07T08:06:14Z Sooooooo, apparently this isn't the North Pole. Some kind of... island-like place?<br /><br />Well, the wildlife aren't very friendly! urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:pink_spartan:682 2008-08-28T20:31:23Z 2008-08-28T20:33:19Z Hey, what's this thing? Like, some kind of fancy Ipod? Awesome! I've been asking for one of these <i>every single Christmas</i> but all I ever got was weirdly shaped sticks. And smoal.<br /><br />But... this dosen't <i>look</i> like Red Base. Or Blue Base. Or the Gulch. <br /><br />Oh. My. God. If I got this thing for <i>Christmas</i> and I'm not in the Gulch... that means I'm at the North Pole! Sweet! Oh man, now I can prove to the angry blue guy that Santa didn't used to be a woman!<br /><br />...but where's the snow? And the work shop? And the child slave labourers?