Wow! Check out all the others coming here! Caboose and the angry Blue guy all in one night~! I wonder if any Reds'll show up!

Things are as good as they can be here, but I feel a little light headed. Maybe that's what happens when you lose too much weight to quickly! Man, being here's been more effective than any diet I've ever tried!

Sooooooo, apparently this isn't the North Pole. Some kind of... island-like place?

Well, the wildlife aren't very friendly!

Hey, what's this thing? Like, some kind of fancy Ipod? Awesome! I've been asking for one of these every single Christmas but all I ever got was weirdly shaped sticks. And smoal.

But... this dosen't look like Red Base. Or Blue Base. Or the Gulch.

Oh. My. God. If I got this thing for Christmas and I'm not in the Gulch... that means I'm at the North Pole! Sweet! Oh man, now I can prove to the angry blue guy that Santa didn't used to be a woman!

...but where's the snow? And the work shop? And the child slave labourers?